Cockburn is AWOL and so Kiv comes by to chat about life in Kircaldy and to create a series of movies that would make Leprechaun 5: In Da Hood look Oscar-worthy. Things happen. Not much. Or maybe I just can't remember.
In a completely unrelated topic Dook got bit on the nipple by some sort of bug and he now has one Robert Crumb-esque nipple, that hurts... and... talks...
... it doesn't talk.
For Christmas Dook would also like some Cheetos gloves. Gloves to be worn while eating Cheetos to not get the orange crack dust on his dainty fingertips and then by transfer onto his laptop. These glove ARE NOT MADE OF CHEETOS.